January 5, 2010

day 2.49

the celebrity apprentice returns
donald trump revealed the new crop of "celebrities" that will be taking on the boardroom (yes, this show is still on) starting march 14. the cast list looks like the reject list from dancing with the stars, with the biggest name belonging to sharon osbourne. though the donald said that "everyone wants to be on the show" and that they had to turn away former dwts competitors, i don't buy it. this guy still thinks this is the number 1 show on television. like usual, the cast has been split into male versus female (why they do this i don't know - they always end up combining at some point). here's the break down.

men's team
  • darryl strawberry - apparently a former baseball player
  • bret michaels - i guess he's given up on his hunt for america's next top stripper
  • bill goldberg - alleged wrestler (this show and wwe aren't the same demo, don)
  • michael johnson - olympic track star
  • rod blagojevich - nbc couldn't get him for i'm a celebrity, so they settled for this
  • sinbad - he's still alive!
  • curtis stone - a chef from tlc...
women's team
  • cyndi lauper - because girl's just want to have fun
  • sharon osbourne - i'm hoping she'll give us a joan rivers-style outburst this season
  • holly robinson peete - she hasn't acted since hangin' with mr. cooper
  • selita ebanks - former victoria's secret model and nick cannon fiance
  • maria kanellis - female wrestler (wwe stars do not equal celebrities)
  • carol leifer - alleged comedian
  • summer sanders - from figure it out!
will you be watching when the show returns in march? i'll probably watch the first couple of episodes and tehn see what happens.

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