day 4.43

movie review: joyful noise

um, go see this movie. it is emotional. like, i could tell my body wanted to produce tears but i wouldn't let it. i went in with very low expectations. i mean, i saw this on a wednesday afternoon by myself- if that doesn't say low expectations, i don't know what does. but it was fun, entertaining and emotional. dolly parton sings a jesus-themed version of chris brown's "forever"- that, at the least, should get you to the theater.

day 2.223

miley's a "fairy princess"

well, at least according to dolly parton. parton's amusement park "dollywood" recently celebrated its 25th anniversary. in honor of making it that far, dolly held a concert for the park's guests. lucky for us, the concert was filmed for a special on the hallmark channel. dolly invited her god-daughter miley cyrus on stage to sing "jolene." it's kind of creepy that 60-something dolly and teenager miley would duet about another woman stealing their man, but whatevs. check out the performance - and bonus behind the scenes interviews with miley and dad billy ray - above.

lindsay lohan: inmate

yep, people. that's right. miss lohan is headed to jail. after violating her 2007 probation, a judge sentenced lilo to the clinker today for 90 days. now chances are the former teen queen will be in jail for less than a day if the track records of starlets like paris hilton, nicole richie and khloe kardashian hold up. my hope is lindsay will get the full stint in jail - because the 90 days is run across three different charges of 30 days each, hopefully she'll at least get a month. she needs a wake-up call and i think that's the only thing that will get her to realize that her life is far from stable. when you bare no resemblance to the happy, successful person you were 5 years ago, there's a problem, lilo. click here to see tmz's coverage of lindsay's hearing today, including her sentencing and her plea to stay out of jail. wake up, lindsay. you don't look in compliance with your probation or living a clean life when you're photographed partying every night. how about you stay home and watch a movie or something? oh, and nothing says "i'm a changed and serious person" like lavender nail polish.