day 4.89

what i love (this week)

the song

i'm ready for summer. or at least spring break. alphabeat's new song, "vacation," isn't helping.


the show

with desperate housewives on its way out, i needed a guilty pleasure replacement. gcb doesn't quite fill the void, but it's still wickedly entertaining.

the movie

jennifer aniston and paul rudd. together. in a movie. how can you not love? wanderlust mixes the right amount of heart and hilarity.


the look 

my prayers have been answered: lilo is back to red! now hopefully her facial fillers start to fade...

day 4.81

what i love (this week)


the song

guys, i'm on a fun. kick. can't stop, won't stop. don't wanna stop. seriously, buy the whole some nights album.

the show

lindsay killed it on snl. ok, she kind of killed it. ok, this was the episode's one shining moment and they didn't even give her the good lines. but still, the new old lindsay lohan is back!

the movie

this was basically a lifetime movie that made it to theaters, and i'm ok with that.

the look 

at least the snl photo shoot went well, right? 

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she returns!

the promos for lindsay lohan's fourth outing as host of saturday night live hit the interwebs today and did two things to me -- made me incredibly excited (i mean, all her hosted-shows have been top notch ... i mean, she was in the first "debbie downer" sketch) and google "cheek implants." seriously, what is going on with her face? and why has no one sat her down and explained bangs and blonde do not a redhead make? i guess it's one step at a time - sobriety, then redhead. what didn't make me so excited was this promo (below) for lilo's interview with matt lauer set to air tomorrow on today. did she really just say whitney houston's death didn't resonate ... at all? someone dropping dead at 48 after a public battle with drugs and alcohol didn't resonate at all? really? lohan appears very uncomfortable in interviews -- a far cry from her pre-public meltdown days. maybe the full length talk will be better? let's hope. let's also hope her cheeks settle by saturday.

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day 4.67

what i love (this week)


the song

nicki releases a song the same caliber of "super bass." finally.

the show

this. show. this. show. it's like crack to me.


the movie

things the movie the vow will teach you: channing tatum is not an actor. rachel mcadams is an actress. rachel mcadams is also hollywood's favorite choice to play the daughter of the one percent.

the look

this is happening, so... 

day 4.35

guys, confessions of a teenage drama queen is real

seriously. reports claim lindsay lohan and megan fox are eyeing the same part- elizabeth taylor. in a lifetime movie. the movie would be an adaptation of furious love, a biography chronicling the late star's love affair with richard burton. first lilo was in the lead- but apparently her legal troubles are getting in the way. lohan would need to speed up her community service asap in order to land the role. if lifetime were smart, they'd somehow cast both girls in the part. can you imagine? i need this to happen. either this or megan fox playing lindsay lohan in a lifetime movie about her life.

day 3.316

what i love (this week)

the song

good cold weather music.

the show

i wish this show were on every night. drew's my pick to take it all.

the movie

it's halloween. how could you not want to watch this?

the look

thank god someone helped her with her teeth. next stop: blonde intervention. embrace the ginge, linds.

day 3.309

what i love (this week)

the song

i haven't been able to get this song out of my head ever since they danced to it on 2 broke girls.

the show

giving it a chance this week. hmm.

the movie

the 90s, start to finish.

the look

i mean.

day 3.305

collect them all

day 3.303

what i love (this week)

the song

so most of kelly clarkson's new album, stronger, was leaked. by kelly. here's the title track. the album hits shelves next tuesday, oct. 25.

the show

love me some tim allen.

the movie

go see this movie. you'll like it. no matter who you are, you'll like it.

the look

her poor teeth.

day 3.246

kim kardashian gets married

and lindsay lohan looked like this at the wedding. lohan does not age well.

day 3.245

i want this to be real life

lindsay lohan secretly paints graffiti at night. well, in music videos at least. what if a secret, underground celebrity graffiti ring existed? think about it.

day 3.138

lilo does leno

can she make a comeback? lindsay lohan popped up on last night's late night to promote, well ... nothing really. it was all about image rehabilitation for lilo, trying to convince us she's learned from her mistakes and she's excited to head back to the big screen with her new role in a john gotti biopic. i love me some lilo, but i think it would be better for her to shy away from the spotlight and just prove to us that she still has the acting chops.

day 3.81

lindsay lohan: back and better than ever?

it's been a long time coming, but i think it may finally have arrived. lindsay lohan sat down with extra's jerry penacoli for her first (and only) post-rehab interview. from this short clip (above) it actually looks like lindsay finally gets what's going on - she's not just saying she's ready to return to work, she actually appears ready. plus, with all the charlie sheen craziness going on, anyone looks sober and sane. lindsay also appeared on jimmy kimmel's post oscars special - she's great at making fun of herself and needs to make a return to the saturday night live stage.

day 3.20

lindsay, please don't stop this

because i think i'll really want to see this movie. model/heiress/gossip girl-cameo star lydia hearsh (nee shaw) is set to star in dogs in pocketbooks, a roman a clef-style movie reportedly based on lindsay lohan's life. the film will follow an a-list actress as she navigates her fast-paced young hollywood life, which includes multiple rehab stints and an eccentric team of crazy people. while page 6 originally reported writer/director charles casillo as saying the movie was based on lindsay lohan, casillo has since back-tracked to say the character is a mix of young hollywood (think lindsay, britney, paris) and old hollywood (marilyn). tmz reports that lindsay and her team (which probably means just her mom, dina) are pursuing legal action against the film for not getting lindsay's consent/permission/input/giving her a role (ok, i made that last one up) for the film. they have a good chance of winning, after e-trade paid lindsay off with a big settlement, after she sued the online company for airing a commercial starring a baby named lindsay. because there's never been another person named lindsay in the world. i just hope lindsay focuses more on her health, and less on greedy lawsuits, so that dogs and pocketbooks can actually make it to the big screen.

day 2.267

she's a free bitch, baby.

she just has to stay in l.a., take random drug tests, attend 5 aa meetings a week, see a shrink a lot. and not do drugs. easy peasy.

day 2.255

ellen thinks she can dance

and dina thinks she can act

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day 2.246

just blurbs

there really isn't anything to write about, so here are some little thoughts you can marinate on.

• lindsay lohan is officially out of jail, but don't expect to see her on the interview circuit just yet. the pretty much former actress (though, she did film a movie with the sham-wow guy...scram bracelet intact) went straight to rehab at ucla. she's reportedly being treated for bipolar disorder and meth addiction. she'll be there for at least 90 days, on her own dime, with no chance of early release.
• the only sure thing about american idol's next season is ryan seacrest. randy jackson told e news he has no clue what the next season holds. he may not even be included. the latest rumors are that randy will stick around - producer nigel lythgoe reportedly decided he didn't want to completely overhaul the show - alongside jennifer lopez and aerosmith's steven tyler. an official announcement should be out soon as preliminary auditions are going on across the country as i type.
• i'm pretty sure the kim kardashian miles austin rumors are true. why else would kim k be tweeting with candice crawford, sister to chace and girlfriend to miles' cowboys cohort tony romo?
• two big movies have been cast: sandra bullock and steve carrel will play love interests in the abstinence teacher, about an outspoken sex-ed teacher (bullock) and the conservative dad (carrel) she falls for ... meryl streep and tina fey are set to star as mother and daughter in mommy & me, directed by streep's recent constant costar stanley tucci. no word on what the plot is, but how can they screw that up?

hopefully those little bites will tide you over until something juicier comes along.

day 2.245

tomorrow

lindsay lohan gets out of jail. allegedly. then she goes to rehab for meth and bipolar disorder. let's take tonight to reflect on how safe our streets are before lilo starts terrorizing them again.

day 2.241

continuing on the lazy train

day 2.237

inmate no. 2409752