day 280

heidi montag's pop-star debut

if you made the conscious decision to watch the miss universe pageant last night, then you've already had the misfortune of seeing this fine performance. the hills' resident villianess performed for the first time as a pop star as part of last night's beauty competition. her song, "body language," was used to help introduce the contestants this year. i don't know whose genius idea this was, but putting heidi on stage to dance and sing was not the best decision. maybe it was the best the production could do, but definitely no a good choice. in my opinion, it's one thing to have a big song and lip-sync through it while you do complicatedly choreographed routines (hello, britney spears), but to lazily dance while you attempt to lip sync to a song no one has heard? unacceptable. luckily, heidi's performance was intercut with photos of this year's competitors so we all did not have to sit through the whole thing. i don't know in what kind of delusional world heidi and spencer live in, but i wish they would snap out of it. you're reality stars. that's it. that's as far as it can go. heidi is "signed" to "pratt productions," meaning only her and spencer's money is going into this effort. just give up now and save a few bucks, okay? you'd be doing the entire world a favor.